What this is
Crazy Girl Wanna Be Tight Vaginal Shrink Gel is a water-based gel sold in a pump-top bottle inside a printed carton. The carton front and the bottle label each declare the same net contents, .5 fl oz (15 ml), and each carries the Crazy Girl script wordmark with a registered-trademark symbol. Water is the first entry on the carton's ingredient panel. You can find it alongside the rest of our gels, lubes and creams.
What the ingredient panel declares
The carton's side panel lists nineteen ingredients, printed vertically down the left edge of the box. In the order they appear: Water (Eau), Glycerin, Sorbitol, Flavor (Aroma), Hydroxyethylcellulose, Potassium Alum, Smilax Utilis Extract, Zingiber Officinale (Ginger) Root Extract, Menthol, Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, Sorbic Acid, Methylparaben, Ethylparaben, Disodium EDTA, Triethanolamine, Sodium Saccharin, Blue 1 (CI 42090) and Red 4 (CI 14700).
The panel names these as ingredients and assigns no role to any of them, so neither do we. What can be said is what each substance is. Glycerin and sorbitol, second and third on the list, are both sugar alcohols. Hydroxyethylcellulose is a modified cellulose, a polymer derived from plant fiber. Potassium alum is a mineral salt — potassium aluminum sulfate — the same "alum" sold as a styptic pencil and as a solid deodorant stone. Hydrogenated castor oil begins as oil pressed from the castor bean, and Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer is a synthetic acrylic polymer.
Two entries are printed as botanical binomials. Smilax utilis is sarsaparilla, a climbing vine native to tropical Central and South America, whose root has a long history in traditional preparations and, later, in soft drinks. Zingiber officinale is ginger, declared here as a root extract. Menthol, listed next, is an organic compound obtained from mint oils and also produced synthetically. The NCCIH "Herbs at a Glance" index gives general background on botanical ingredients of this kind; it does not refer to this product or to its manufacturer, and it is not an endorsement of either.
Four entries sit together in the back half of the declaration: Sorbic Acid, Methylparaben, Ethylparaben and Disodium EDTA. Methylparaben and ethylparaben are both parabens, so if parabens are something you screen for, they are declared here on the carton. Triethanolamine is an amine; sodium saccharin is the sodium salt of saccharin. The final two entries, Blue 1 (CI 42090) and Red 4 (CI 14700), are certified color additives, each printed with its CI number.
Product specifications
Product Specifications — Crazy Girl Gel, 0.5 fl oz
| Feature / Property | Details (from the carton and bottle) |
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| Brand mark | Crazy Girl, script wordmark with a registered-trademark symbol |
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| Form | Water-based gel |
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| Net contents | .5 fl oz (15 ml) e |
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| Container | Pump-top bottle with a clear snap-on overcap |
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| Outer packaging | Printed carton |
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| Ingredients declared | 19, listed in order on the carton side panel |
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| Animal testing | "No Animal Testing" is printed on the carton panel |
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| Age statement | "Intended for Adult Use Only" |
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The bottle and the carton
The bottle is closed with a black pump head sitting under a clear snap-on overcap, so it is dispensed by pressing the pump rather than by unscrewing a cap. The bottle body is black and carries a pale green wrap-around label, which repeats the brand wordmark and the net contents.
The carton is a tall, narrow box printed in pale green, with the brand wordmark running vertically up the front. The regulated text — the ingredient list, the caution block and the age statement — is printed down the side panel in small type, which is the panel visible in the product photograph.
Who it's for
This is a product for adults, and the carton says so directly: "Intended for Adult Use Only." The caution block on the same panel is addressed to women. It is listed with our gels and with the rest of our women's adult products, and at 15 ml it is a small single-bottle format.
Good to know
The carton carries a full caution block, and it is worth reading before use. Printed on the side panel: "Wash Hands after Each Use. Avoid Contact with Eyes. Should You Experience Discomfort, Wipe off Product with Soft Tissue or Cloth & Allow Sensation to Subside. Consult a Physician if Irritation Persists." The panel also states, separately, "If Irritation Occurs, Discontinue Use" and "Individual Results May Vary."
The same block names four groups of people the manufacturer says should not use the product: women with aspirin allergies, women on prescribed blood thinners, women who are pregnant or nursing, and women who have an STD. The carton also prints "Keep Out of Reach of Children."
If you have a known sensitivity to any entry on the ingredient list, the full list above is the thing to check against before buying. California shoppers can read the state's own explanation of chemical exposure warnings at the OEHHA Proposition 65 warnings site. For background on how claims about products in this category are regulated, the FTC's health products compliance guidance is the public reference. Neither page refers to this product or to its manufacturer, and neither is an endorsement.
Frequently Asked Questions
Does this gel contain parabens?
Yes. The carton's ingredient panel lists both Methylparaben and Ethylparaben, one after the other, in the back half of the declaration. Parabens are a common screening term for shoppers, so it is worth stating plainly: they are present, and they are declared on the box.
How much product is in the bottle, and how is it dispensed?
The bottle holds .5 fl oz (15 ml), declared identically on the carton front and on the bottle label. It has a black pump head under a clear snap-on overcap, so the product is pumped out rather than squeezed from a tube.
Does the carton say who should not use it?
Yes, and it names four groups: women with aspirin allergies, women on prescribed blood thinners, women who are pregnant or nursing, and women who have an STD. That wording is printed in the caution block on the carton's side panel, alongside the instruction to consult a physician if irritation persists.
Are directions for use printed on the packaging shown here?
No. The carton panel visible in the product photograph carries the ingredient list, the cautions and the age statement, but no directions-for-use text. The remaining carton faces are not shown, so rather than guess at an application method or an amount, this page states neither. The printed carton you receive is the authority on how the manufacturer says to use it.
How is this packaged for delivery?
Orders ship in plain outer packaging with no product imagery and no brand marks, and nothing on the outside describes the contents. It will not show the Gear Isle name.
Product information compiled and reviewed by the Gear Isle product team. We transcribe product specifications directly from manufacturer packaging. Found an error? Tell us.
These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. For adults 18 and over. Consult a licensed healthcare professional before use, especially if you have a medical condition or a known allergy to any listed ingredient. Keep out of reach of children.
